It's August, but I'm still recuperating from July. There wasn't a day that went by in which people did not set off fireworks in the neighborhood. I have an alcove between shelves in the basement where I go to shield myself from the noise. My servant-guardians try to coax me back upstairs, but I won't … Continue reading Fireworks are Stupid
I don't make predictions. I just tell the truth. This July, the garbage trucks will rumble. The lawn mowers will scream. The sounds of your human civilization will overwhelm the sounds of nature, but you can find refuge within. Your mind may be just as noisy as the outside world, but there is silence there … Continue reading Cat Horoscope
I am a killer, but not all the time. Sometimes a mouse eludes me and I am unable to deliver the kill-bite I dream of delivering. Last week there was a mouse in the basement. I could have ended it's life easily, but instead I chose to bring it upstairs and play with it in … Continue reading I Am a Killer
My followers have been relentlessly asking what music I like, and if cats like music at all. Indeed, your scientists have found that cats do respond to music that is "species-appropriate." If you are a servant-guardian to a cat and would like to play species-appropriate music for him or her, look into Music For Cats composed by … Continue reading Do Cats Like Music?
I was born in some shrubbery lining a semi-urban landscape in one of the most crowded areas in the country. For days it felt like my eyes were taped shut and all I desired was warmth. I slept a lot, and writhed around in a big ball with the rest of my siblings. Occasionally a … Continue reading From Unfavorable Beginnings to Gratitude & Abundance!
If you want to be as happy as I am, you must let go of this human notion that you're a victim of the planets. All I keep hearing is how it's going to be a rough month because "the planets are going crazy." "The energy is out of whack this month!" cries my servant-guardian … Continue reading We are not victims of the planets
Hello my friend… I don’t make predictions. I just tell the truth. The squirrels are going to continue making a big racket in the trees at night, and I am going to listen to them. And you, my dear human friend — you are going to continue your evolution, although you may feel that nothing is … Continue reading Little Girlie predicts the rest of spring