It’s August, but I’m still recuperating from July. There wasn’t a day that went by in which people did not set off fireworks in the neighborhood. I have an alcove between shelves in the basement where I go to shield myself from the noise. My servant-guardians try to coax me back upstairs, but I won’t … Continue reading Fireworks are Stupid
I don’t make predictions. I just tell the truth. This July, the garbage trucks will rumble. The lawn mowers will scream. The sounds of your human civilization will overwhelm the sounds of nature, but you can find refuge within. Your mind may be just as noisy as the outside world, but there is silence there … Continue reading Cat Horoscope
I am a killer, but not all the time. Sometimes a mouse eludes me and I am unable to deliver the kill-bite I dream of delivering. Last week there was a mouse in the basement. I could have ended it’s life easily, but instead I chose to bring it upstairs and play with it in … Continue reading I Am a Killer
My followers have been relentlessly asking what music I like, and if cats like music at all. Indeed, your scientists have found that cats do respond to music that is “species-appropriate.” If you are a servant-guardian to a cat and would like to play species-appropriate music for him or her, look into Music For Cats composed by … Continue reading Do Cats Like Music?